May 2013
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Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
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hitlersasshole:
the guy who pooped first must have been like whaaaat the fuck
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
me: ur sitting in my seat
kid: i don't see ur name on it
me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
SM releases stuff when: you're in the bathroom, showering, sleeping, eating, studying, out with friends, texting, at school, at work, not paying attention
SM doesn't release stuff when: you're ready and waiting
basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
book: this character was really really ugly
movie/series: no
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
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haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
octupac:
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
mv comes out
less than 1 min: simple gifs
5 minutes later: pretty gifs
10 minutes later: photosets
1 hour later: every single second of mv is gifed in every way possible
I feel like SM can't believe EXO is back either
gogoutori:
